Must adore toddlers and teenagers. 👶 👧
Must be an excellent cook. 🍲
Must love to clean toilets, wash laundry, clean dishes and all household duties. 👗 👖 🍽 🚽
Must have matchless driving and taxi skills 🚕. Will be required to drive children to various sports and activities.
Must have vast experience in refereeing and negotiating skills in dealing with toddler and teen siblings.
Must have a great sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. Experience in comedy is preferred. 😂
Must be willing to tell me how amazing and beautiful I am DAILY!
Foot and back rubs every night are a requirement, LMT preferred.
Must be proficient in writing and be able to write an inspiring and unforgettable entry on my blog weekly. ✏
Must love chick flicks and will be in charge of popping the popcorn.
Must except payment in the form of compliments.
Serious inquiries only please. 😜